doing good on a test you didnt study for
Clearly it wasn’t an English test.
you must be fun at parties
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"
How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT
A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
are u okay
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."
sounds like boys are gay.
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"
oh shut the fuck up
date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute
not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks